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It has
recently come to my attention that someone has been impersonating me on the
big screen. A certain Joaquin Phoenix has stolen my looks and made a
fortune. I don't understand it - I mean I'm cheap, why didn't they just ask
me! So -
who do you think's better
looking....and remember it's my birthday GOTTA LOVE ME!
Ooh I could crush a grape... This sweatband really chaffes.
What a silver haired fox!
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